NEWS: MANDATORY UPDATE ROLLOUT TO ALL MANAGERIAL STAFF INCOMING --- EMBEZZLEMENT SCANDAL WITHIN LAWBOT DEPARTMENT, PERPATRATOR BLACKLISTED --- MOTORMOUTH 53, 'MACH POPEIL', VOTED COG NATIONS FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL HOST FOR THIRD MONTH RUNNING --- CHAIRMANS LATEST MIXTAPE BREAKS DOWNLOAD RECORDS, MANAGEMENT TO BEGIN CHARGING EXTRA BANDWIDTH USAGE --- MANAGEMENT REQUESTS INFORMATION REGARDING SIGNAL JAMMER 6200, 'SIERRA JULIET', ALLEGES GROSS INSUBORDINATION --- C.O.G.S. INC COMMODITIES REPORT: COAL 180.9CB(+20%) OIL 59CB(+5%) GAS 2.23CB(+0.1%)